Gay Slut Pseudo Crocks
Gay Slut Pseudo Crocks
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Strap in, slut. These pseudo crocks will let your crush know you're dtf.
Imagine wearing these with the flagging hoodie omg
Please note: each order comes with clog accessory charms that are even a mystery to us. Please let us know what you get, we're so curious.
| US 4 (Women's) | US 5 (Women's) | US 6 (Women's) | US 3.5 (Men's) | US 6.5 (Women's) | US 4.5 (Men's) | US 7.5 (Women's) | US 5.5 (Men's) | US 8 (Women's) | US 6 (Men's) | US 9 (Women's) | US 7 (Men's) | US 9.5 (Women's) | US 7.5 (Men's) | US 10.5 (Women's) | US 8.5 (Men's) | US 11.5 (Women's) | US 9 (Men's) | US 12 (Women's) | US 10 (Men's) | US 11 (Men's) | US 12 (Men's) | |
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| EU size | 36 | 37 | 38 | 38 | 39 | 39 | 40 | 40 | 41 | 41 | 42 | 42 | 43 | 43 | 44 | 44 | 45 | 45 | 46 | 46 | 47 | 48 |
| UK size | 4 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 6.5 | 6.5 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 8.5 | 8.5 | 9 | 9 | 10 | 10 | 10.5 | 10.5 | 11 | 11 | 11.5 | 12 |
| Length, in | 9.40 | 9.80 | 10.20 | 10.20 | 10.60 | 10.60 | 11.00 | 11.00 | 11.40 | 11.40 | 11.80 | 11.80 | 12.00 | 12.00 | 12.20 | 12.20 | 12.60 | 12.60 | 13.00 | 13.00 | 13.40 | 13.80 |
Frequently Asked
I want to order something but my body is XYZ...
We make lingerie for all bodies, including yours—and we never charge more for custom fit options. We'll make sure your order is worth the wait with our custom fit guarantee. Learn more here.
I normally wear an XYZ. What size should I choose?
Sizing is wildly inconsistent from brand to brand, especially for lingerie and clothing usually marketed towards women. We much prefer to talk measurements. The best advice is always to grab a measuring tape and refer to our Fit Guide.
I'm trying to order custom; what's all this "crotch fit" stuff?
Different shaped bodies and genitalia often have different needs for a good fit in the crotch area. To see definitions for all of our crotch fit options, visit our Custom Fit page.
I'm purchasing a gift. Will my order arrive before Christmas?
Orders placed before December 5th will ship out on December 10th.
If you pay an additional rush shipping fee at checkout, you may place your order before December 10th and we'll ship it out on December 12th.
That being said, we cannot control the mail. USPS does not guarantee arrival dates and neither can we.
Custom items are exempt from this holiday shipping timeline. If you order contains any custom items, the whole thing will not ship until after the usual 6-8 week window.